
For those of you who have not cruised before, the wait staff that serves you dinner in the main dining room each night is kind of a big deal. You are assigned a table, usually with another family if you are not already a large group, and that is your table for the duration of the cruise. You are assigned a head waiter, a waiter, and an assistant waiter. The head waiter doesn't really do any serving - he wears a blazer, distinguishing him from the others, he offers colorful entertainment by coming around to the tables and checking in on everyone, and he basically supervises a large section of the dining room. He's kind of a meet and greet guy. The waiter is your constant attendant. He takes the orders, offers information about the specials, takes your order, serves the food, etc....but he also knows everyone's name, your favorite drink, some things that you really like, what kinds of foods the kids like, remembers to get crayons and coloring sheets for the kids, and if he's really good, he's pretty good and magic tricks - like card tricks, napkin folding, and general sleight of hand illusions. The assistant waiter is just that, the assistant. He makes sure your water stays full, clears the empty plates, and basic stuff like that.
This cruise offered an exceptionally colorful dining room staff for our family.
Our head waiter was named Habib. He is from Tunisia, and he totally freaked out Nealy. He would make a big deal of seeing us when we came in the dining room by loudly greeting the kids in his swarthy, Mediterranean accent. If it weren't for the cruise ship dress code guidelines, we get the feeling that Habib would be wearing some gold chains, a lot more hair product, an insane amount of cologne, and possibly one of those shiny button up shirts with some chest hair exposed, and he might try to sell you a car stereo. You can imagine why Nealy was freaked out. She refused to look directly at him when he was nearby, but she asked for him and talked about him when he wasn't around. Particularly because he would say insane things like, "Hey, hello, Nealy is my friend, no? I like her. I will buy her a dolphin. Come on!!!" I feel like his general way about him isn't really translating into my explanation. I will provide a picture to help you along.....

This picture is CLASSIC! Joe is grinning ear to ear because he loved Habib so much. Nealy is hiding her face because she refuses to look him in the eye. And Jacks looks so uncomfortable with the entire situation. I can't get over this picture. It's honestly just too much. Get a load of that guy! Can you stand it?
Our waiter was a young man from the Phillipines named Edwin. He was an amazing guy. Edwin has a 3 year old daughter back home, so he really loved Nealy because she reminded him of his daughter.

And we actually saw Edwin around the ship during the days sometimes. He was in his full waiter uniform, so I don't know what he was up to wandering through the promenade, but I've never seen one of our waiters outside of the dining room on a ship. I always assumed they were kept busy in the kitchen all day long doing some sort of brutal work while the rest of the world basks in the Caribbean sun. I mean, work on a cruise ship sounds like a great way to see the world, but I get the impression that most of the staff is kept way too busy to see anything except the interior of the kitchen most of each day.
Except for the entertainment...the dancers, the singers, the ice skaters, the entertainment staff, they are the ones who really get the best of both worlds. They work hard, but they get to enjoy the amenities of the ship, and they also disembark when the ship is at port if they like (if you see a super fabulous, tiny black man with diva sunglasses, hot pants, and an entourage on the dock, he's probably a dancer). You might notice the fancy people sitting behind Nealy in this picture.....

They were some of the acrobats from the "In the Air" show. Nealy flirted with them a little bit, and they smiled sweetly back at her - in that, "I don't speak English but I think your baby is cute" sort of a way.
And that was a little information about our dining experience on the ship. It was a trip to remember.
And speaking of the trip, I noticed a lot of interesting billboards along the interstate in Florida. Many of you know that although I am originally from the great state of Florida, I also fully acknowledge that our neighbor to the south is truly the "crazy state." It is the state that attracts the most vocally militant people of all walks of life. Right now, it seems the pro-lifers have a huge stake in billboard advertising along the Florida Turnpike. I will not take this opportunity to get political, but some of their billboards are nuts.
I tried to find you an image of the one that Joe and I enjoyed mocking, but I couldn't find one. Instead I'll describe it for you.....
The copy asks, "Pregnant and alone?" Then there is a close up picture of a troubled looking woman holding a pregnancy test. But she's holding the test dangerously close to her mouth. Think Dr. Evil from Austin Powers, when he holds his pinky to his mouth after saying something eeee-vil. Why is she holding that pregnancy strip so close to her face? Does she remember peeing on it? Come on! That billboard does NOT make me worry about single mothers and the fate of their future, it DOES make me worry about people who forget that you shouldn't wave pee sticks around their faces!
Other than that, it was really beautiful in Florida. The stretch beyond Gainesville has some really gorgeous rolling hills and farm land. When you can see it past the billboards.....
More later - this week we got back to work, had Nealy's birthday, Jacks played his first soccer game of the year, Easter egg hunts were/will be enjoyed, Nealy's birthday party to come in 2 days, we are expecting a visit with Chet and Queenie.... I think I need a vacation. Oh wait.....