Jacks kept himself very busy for a good 10 minutes taking drink bottles out of the box, lining them up on the floor, then putting one at a time on the footstool. He was so pleased with himself that he would clap every so often. I love to see little ones making their own fun with anything that they can find.
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Making his own fun
Jacks kept himself very busy for a good 10 minutes taking drink bottles out of the box, lining them up on the floor, then putting one at a time on the footstool. He was so pleased with himself that he would clap every so often. I love to see little ones making their own fun with anything that they can find.
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
A new project
Ok, I admit it. I craft. I am a crafter, I enjoy crafting; crafts are a hobby of mine that I like. I have resisted admitting this fact because it seems so fuddy duddy, which I totally know that I am, but I wish I wasn't. I'd rather be jet set and rock & roll! But, the fact remains that I'm not. I am a southern belle who lives in her grandmama's house, a wife, a mama, a teacher; I have a basement full of sewing notions, I have more recipes than I know of, and I have a cure for what ails you. The grand opening of Hobby Lobby was one of the greatest things to ever happen (upon our first visit, Summer proclaimed, "We can never move away from here now that we have this - why would we?") When presented with a piece of pottery/china/stoneware that I like, I promptly look on the bottom of it to see who made it, I know what to look for in antique stores, I enjoy a day at the flea market, and I have traveled out of town to attend craft fairs. I plan weekly meals using leftovers for new dinners later in the week, I am known to clip coupons, and I have matronly upper arms. The last one is quite possibly the most accurate predictor of homemaker proclivities. Those of us who try to avoid the cap sleeve just seem a little older (regardless of actual age), a little wiser, and a little more inclined to enjoy a quiet evening at home with a quilting hoop in her lap.
Luckily, it seems that it is terribly en vogue to be a crafter these days. Crafting is usually associated with a more 'green' lifestyle, and it is way cool, man. Deal with it. There is even a Craft Mafia! Look them up - you will enjoy. (http://www.craftmafia.com/)
So, I've recently immersed myself in one project after another. I get a little too excited about them, and I realize that this behavior is totally geeky. The last phase was sock bunnies for
Here is a passel of dem babies.
I made about 30 sock bunnies. This is the first craft project that I've ever done in which I had nearly all of the materials necessary on hand. All I lacked were pipe cleaners to enforce the ears and pom poms for cottontails. I think they turned out right cute! (I found the idea on 'my house is cuter than yours' -link posted in fave websites)
I have started a new project - plastic canvas tissue box covers. Yes, I realize they are mostly ugly, and more on the arts and craps end of this milieu. And Joe teased me for this new endeavor saying that next thing he knows, I'll be making crazy-ass, woven pot holders on tiny looms (maybe I will! So what?). But it basically started because we have so many uncovered tissue boxes around the house (gasp, tacky!), and there seems to be a shortage of cute covers that you can buy. I even found a web site for a girl who has a huge collection of tissue box covers (http://members.tripod.com/nkim2/tissue.html). And although her collection is vast and wide, not to mention impressive, they are all kinda fug. I always loved the tissue box covers made of yarn sewn onto plastic canvas, a la the style of Che Guevera as seen above.
My mother still has the tissue box covers that we had growing up. In fact, I always assumed that she had made them. But, when recently asked about the box covers, she seems to have no recollection of ever using plastic canvas, and she doesn't seem all that sure who made the ones she has (Maybe Grandmama? she asked, like I would know!). So, she was unable to commiserate on what a son of a bitch this project is. So far I've made a lid and one out of four sides, and I've been sewing for three nights. Are you freakin kidding me? However, I feel quite positive that I will finish this project, and I will post pictures of the final product on this blog for all to see. I'll be pleased as punch with myself, I can tell you right now!
In the meantime, enjoy some pictures of fugly plastic canvas tissue box covers that I found online.
Saturday, April 26, 2008
Correction
So, the juried art show that Joe was in did not turn out to be the same juried show that was on display at City Fest. Apparently, we can't keep our shows straight, and now we're pretty ill that he didn't enter in both (since we didn't know there were separate shows!!). So, sorry you missed Joe's pieces at City Fest, but they are still up at Jan Dempsey.
Woopsie-daisies! Sorry I told y'all wrong.
Woopsie-daisies! Sorry I told y'all wrong.
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Tagged!
So, Brooke tagged me! Hooray! I didn't realize that I wanted to be tagged until I saw that everyone else was getting tagged. Thanks to Brooke for making sure I got on board.
What I was doing 10 years ago...
I was finishing up my internship at Smiths Station, and I was taking an art for elementary majors class. That professor required that we each observe an art teacher in their classroom, which led me to Joe. We have been together ten years as of next month! Other than that I was 21 years old, which means I was basically messing around and slacking off.
5 Things on My To-Do List...
1. Finish fixing dinner - the crock pot is a wonderful thing when you want to come home to dinner nearly finished.
2. Take some pictures of outfits that I want to sell on ebay
3. Figure out how to sell things on ebay
4. Finish some sewing projects
5. Get Jacks bathed and ready for bed
5 Snacks I enjoy...
1. Cake
2. Kettle Corn
3. Cream cheese with Mrs. Rose's pepper jelly and wheat thins
4. Twix
5. Mini nacho plate (small plate, tortilla chips, grated cheese melted on top in the microwave)
No - none of those are healthy! It did say my favorites...
5 Things I would do if I were a billionaire...
1. Pay off bills and student loans
2. Get Jacks college fund set up so he could go to any school he wanted, as long as it's Ivy League :) And maybe establish a few extra college funds - just in case.
3. Add on to our house, refinish the floors, build a great fence around the back, get Gabe to landscape the entire lot, put in a pool - no, I would not move out of this house, but I would buy a few additional homes. We're talking billionaire, right? So, a lake house, a beach house, a bay house, a ski lodge, maybe a little flat in Paris, a small getaway in the Caribbean....
4. Buy a super swanky hybrid SUV
5. Have sidewalks built on Moores Mill Road
5 Bad Habits I have...
1. Picking - I won't elaborate, but I am a major picker
2. Cussing - no I won't quit
3. Requiring an IQ prerequisite to be my friend
4. Being judgmental (I guess that is pretty similar to #3)
5. One more thing....I can't remember what it is....actually I do, but I prefer to keep some of my bad habits in the closet. Less lectures that way.
5 Places I have lived...
1. Pensacola, FL - until I was 17
2. Fairhope, AL - I spent 11 summers on Weeks Bay
3. Montgomery, AL - Huntingdon College
4. 1107 E. Glenn Ave - my second apartment in Auburn, but my first to be by myself.
5. the house I live in now!
5 Jobs I have had...
1. Floral Magic Florist
2. Sarah's Dress Shop
3. Bath and Body Works
4. Camp Counselor
5. Teacher - substitute, 6th grade, GTA, etc....
Ok - there it is. Know any more about me that you didn't know already? Well, I tag the following chickens (and one rooster):
1. Jenny - I know she is already tagged, but she hasn't done it, yet
2. Dan
3. Friend Ashley
4. Traci
5. Sarah
What I was doing 10 years ago...
I was finishing up my internship at Smiths Station, and I was taking an art for elementary majors class. That professor required that we each observe an art teacher in their classroom, which led me to Joe. We have been together ten years as of next month! Other than that I was 21 years old, which means I was basically messing around and slacking off.
5 Things on My To-Do List...
1. Finish fixing dinner - the crock pot is a wonderful thing when you want to come home to dinner nearly finished.
2. Take some pictures of outfits that I want to sell on ebay
3. Figure out how to sell things on ebay
4. Finish some sewing projects
5. Get Jacks bathed and ready for bed
5 Snacks I enjoy...
1. Cake
2. Kettle Corn
3. Cream cheese with Mrs. Rose's pepper jelly and wheat thins
4. Twix
5. Mini nacho plate (small plate, tortilla chips, grated cheese melted on top in the microwave)
No - none of those are healthy! It did say my favorites...
5 Things I would do if I were a billionaire...
1. Pay off bills and student loans
2. Get Jacks college fund set up so he could go to any school he wanted, as long as it's Ivy League :) And maybe establish a few extra college funds - just in case.
3. Add on to our house, refinish the floors, build a great fence around the back, get Gabe to landscape the entire lot, put in a pool - no, I would not move out of this house, but I would buy a few additional homes. We're talking billionaire, right? So, a lake house, a beach house, a bay house, a ski lodge, maybe a little flat in Paris, a small getaway in the Caribbean....
4. Buy a super swanky hybrid SUV
5. Have sidewalks built on Moores Mill Road
5 Bad Habits I have...
1. Picking - I won't elaborate, but I am a major picker
2. Cussing - no I won't quit
3. Requiring an IQ prerequisite to be my friend
4. Being judgmental (I guess that is pretty similar to #3)
5. One more thing....I can't remember what it is....actually I do, but I prefer to keep some of my bad habits in the closet. Less lectures that way.
5 Places I have lived...
1. Pensacola, FL - until I was 17
2. Fairhope, AL - I spent 11 summers on Weeks Bay
3. Montgomery, AL - Huntingdon College
4. 1107 E. Glenn Ave - my second apartment in Auburn, but my first to be by myself.
5. the house I live in now!
5 Jobs I have had...
1. Floral Magic Florist
2. Sarah's Dress Shop
3. Bath and Body Works
4. Camp Counselor
5. Teacher - substitute, 6th grade, GTA, etc....
Ok - there it is. Know any more about me that you didn't know already? Well, I tag the following chickens (and one rooster):
1. Jenny - I know she is already tagged, but she hasn't done it, yet
2. Dan
3. Friend Ashley
4. Traci
5. Sarah
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Still working on the book list...
Friday, April 18, 2008
Your child's library
Recently, my students and I were discussing story elements. You know, stuff like characters, setting, plot, climax, rising action, falling action, etc.... As examples for our discussion, we used movies that many of the kids have seen, mostly because it is such a visual medium and lots of the kids can relate. We can all relate to movies, too. Well, most of us. Some of you out there act like you're too good for television and movies, claiming you have better things to do with your time. Okay, be that way if you want....
Anyway, I brought up the example of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, which I felt was an excellent example to identify because it is a book and a film. Plus, lots of my kids have seen the movie and/or read the book. As the discussion got going, I overheard a child say, "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was a book?" Well, it is a good thing that I don't have heart problems, because I might have had a heart attack right then and there.
I know that many of you can actually believe that children don't have sufficient exposure to books because of low literacy rates and such, but there are people like me that refuse to admit such an atrocity exists. I am 31 years old, and I have been reading for 28 of those years. I went through stages where I had to read everything I could get my hands on by Roald Dahl, EB White, and Carolyn Keane (Nancy Drew, anyone?). I could go on and on about my relationship with reading then and now, but the words of Jean Louise Finch (spoken through the greatest Alabamian in history, Harper Lee) in To Kill a Mockingbird state it far more eloquently than I ever could:
I could not remember when the lines above Atticus's moving finger separated into words, but I had stared at them all the evenings in my memory, listening to the news of the day, Bills to be Enacted into Laws, the diaries of Lorenzo Dow -- anything Atticus happened to be reading when I crawled into his lap every night. Until I feared I would lose it, I never loved to read. One does not love breathing.
That excerpt means a lot to me. It says so much about my own reading education, in that I cannot remember when words began to make sense. I cannot remember a time in my life without books. They have always been there. It isn't until later that you realize how special that is.
Anyway, the fact that my children at school are somewhat ignorant to literature written exclusively for them makes me slightly nauseous. So, at the request of my friend Holly, I am going to attempt to compile a list of books that your (and my) child should have in his or her personal library. But, I need your help!!
What do you think is essential for every child's book shelf?
Give me some responses, please.
Stay tuned for a complete list - it might take a while to complete. Send me your ideas as they come to you. Don't hesitate to send me multiple messages as you come upon fabulous titles that cannot be ignored. Thanks. :)
Love to all!!!
Katie
Anyway, I brought up the example of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, which I felt was an excellent example to identify because it is a book and a film. Plus, lots of my kids have seen the movie and/or read the book. As the discussion got going, I overheard a child say, "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was a book?" Well, it is a good thing that I don't have heart problems, because I might have had a heart attack right then and there.
I know that many of you can actually believe that children don't have sufficient exposure to books because of low literacy rates and such, but there are people like me that refuse to admit such an atrocity exists. I am 31 years old, and I have been reading for 28 of those years. I went through stages where I had to read everything I could get my hands on by Roald Dahl, EB White, and Carolyn Keane (Nancy Drew, anyone?). I could go on and on about my relationship with reading then and now, but the words of Jean Louise Finch (spoken through the greatest Alabamian in history, Harper Lee) in To Kill a Mockingbird state it far more eloquently than I ever could:
I could not remember when the lines above Atticus's moving finger separated into words, but I had stared at them all the evenings in my memory, listening to the news of the day, Bills to be Enacted into Laws, the diaries of Lorenzo Dow -- anything Atticus happened to be reading when I crawled into his lap every night. Until I feared I would lose it, I never loved to read. One does not love breathing.
That excerpt means a lot to me. It says so much about my own reading education, in that I cannot remember when words began to make sense. I cannot remember a time in my life without books. They have always been there. It isn't until later that you realize how special that is.
Anyway, the fact that my children at school are somewhat ignorant to literature written exclusively for them makes me slightly nauseous. So, at the request of my friend Holly, I am going to attempt to compile a list of books that your (and my) child should have in his or her personal library. But, I need your help!!
What do you think is essential for every child's book shelf?
Give me some responses, please.
Stay tuned for a complete list - it might take a while to complete. Send me your ideas as they come to you. Don't hesitate to send me multiple messages as you come upon fabulous titles that cannot be ignored. Thanks. :)
Love to all!!!
Katie
Art Show
Two of Joe's pieces were accepted into the 10th Annual Juried Art Exhibition for the Auburn Arts Association. The show is currently on display in the gallery at the Jan Dempsey Art Center, and it will be moved to a display at the Auburn City Fest next weekend. The pieces were selected by the curator at the Jule Collins Art Museum here in Auburn, so I am especially proud that Joe's beautiful pieces made it into the show. And, on top of all of that, The Raven was among the 7 artworks out of 50 on display that received a merit award! I missed the awards presentation as I was running up and down the hall outside the gallery after Little Buddy. He busied himself with finding water fountains and power outlets and smearing cookie hands on the walls (a sweet old man was kind enough to give him a chocolate chip cookie - yea!). So, I missed my sweet husband's great moment, but we will all enjoy the check he received. Hooray!
If you are able, please get over to see these wonderful works at Jan Dempsey, or catch them at City Fest. They will be up inside the Nunn Winston House. Let us know what you think!
If you are able, please get over to see these wonderful works at Jan Dempsey, or catch them at City Fest. They will be up inside the Nunn Winston House. Let us know what you think!
Monday, April 14, 2008
Bubow!
Goof Ball Gallery
Many of you have enjoyed my tales of raising a crazy boy. A lot of you seem to think that these stories are meant to be funny. I guess my ongoing saga could be seen as funny if you're looking in from the outside. To me, it is a sad and mournful tale of personal struggle and pain, all of which will surely buy me a one way ticket to the nut house someday. My child is wild and crazy with little or no potential to be controlled. My dreams of having a well behaved child seem to be gone with the wind, and my future of dealing with my own little Johnny Dorset is inevitable.
(see The Ransom of Red Chief by O. Henry)
For those of you who enjoy my pain, you will certainly enjoy the gallery of photos below. Please notice my telling expression on the last shot.
(see The Ransom of Red Chief by O. Henry)
For those of you who enjoy my pain, you will certainly enjoy the gallery of photos below. Please notice my telling expression on the last shot.








Of course, I really do think he is the funniest person ever to grace us with his presence, so my bellyaching is all an act. But I do feel bad about his violently comedic behavior when it displays itself in front of other people who don't think that hitting, pinching, biting, stealing, throwing, and breaking things are all that funny. Especially when their own children are left crying while Jacks is laughing and pointing.
My dear friend Katie kept Jacks a couple of weeks ago. When asked about the day spent with Baby Jacks, her 2 year old son Alex replies, "Jacks hurt my face."
This is all just a stage, right? We'll all get through it. Right?
Love to all,
Katie
Katie
Saturday, April 12, 2008
Book Club Reunion
Well, our Auburn Girls Book Club has been around for about 10 years, so we decided it must be time for a spring party/reunion. So, we all got dressed up in our favorite little black dresses, prepared a brunch dish, and we trekked down Highway 14 to 'Poka. KJ hosted our Breakfast at Tiffany's themed soiree out in the country, and fun was had by all.
Those in attendance included myself, KJ, Summer, Malee, Katie F, Lisa, Kathy, Bethel, Heidi, Traci, Pepper, and Michelle (our photographer). It was a highly successful turn out, although we were missing some loved members due to other obligations: Carmen, Jenifer, Candace, Ashley, Virginia, Sharry, Anna, Laura, and Jill. Of course, we are always missing our in absentia member, Meri T, who is terribly busy conquering the academic world of business.
The pitchers of mimosas and bloody marys were replenished often, as were our glasses. We feasted on pigs in a blanket, blueberry french toast casserole, cheese grits, fruit salsa, sausage and egg casserole, Bethel's famous blue cheese dressing and relish tray, just to name a few of our delectable treats. One thing you can always count on at one of our book club functions is the fabulous food and the free flowing drinks a plenty!
Our conversations most certainly solved the great problems of the world, I'm sure. All life changing topics were covered today, including......well, maybe I shouldn't tell you that. I wouldn't want to ruin the cache of the most sought after Book Club in town.
Our most exciting attendee was Traci Ferguson, a former book clubber and dear friend, who came all the way from her new hometown of Tuscaloosa to make the party. Her shoes were absolutely fabulous, but, unfortunately, she had the good taste to keep them on for the duration of the party, so I did not have the opportunity to steal them.
Did you notice that I didn't mention any book titles, here? Yeah, we don't always get to the book part of Book club.......oh well, as long as we know what's really important about having a great group of girl friends that you can always count on. When husbands, babies, jobs, and life in general take over, it's important to know that we'll always make time for each other with our monthly meeting. So often, I come up for a breath to realize that my personal friendships get neglected as I drown myself in work and immediate family. We have to remind ourselves that a group of girl friends is necessary for one's sanity.
Many thanks to KJ for hosting us, and thanks to everyone for making time in your busy schedules to attend. See you next month at Summer's!
For those of you thinking the picture above is a little too dignified, you will see our true colors coming out in the pictures below. Once we take the good picture, KJ can never resist a couple of CRAZY shots. As you can tell, they are our favorites.
Love to all,
Katie
Katie
Saturday, April 5, 2008
Morgan turns 2!
Some things I have to say: Volume 1
I routinely have some observations and issues with the world around me, and I figured this is as good a place as any to vent them.
Item #1 for this week: Madonna
Ok, so I've been seeing tons and tons of stuff about Madonna lately because she's been promoting her new album (by the way - has anyone really cared for a Madonna album since True Blue?). She seems to be in print everywhere. See Vanity Fair cover below....
And in every photo shoot I see, she is wearing leotards. Freakin' leotards! I'm sure hers are haute couture, custom made, fancier than anything I own, but they are still leotards. I feel like that is a very activity specific garment that does not need to be worn at all times. What leotard activity does she need to be prepared for at the drop of a hat? A yoga emergency? A spur of the moment Cell Block Tango? Just in case someone needs a partner to go with them to jazzercize, she'll be at the ready? I don't get it.
I hardly see anyone making light of this issue, because Madonna seems to be viewed as some sort of pop goddess, untouchable to criticism. Especially since she started picking up babies to keep in Africa. If you adopt babies from Africa and talk like an uppity Brit (when you're actually from Detroit), do people turn a blind eye when you waltz through life in high class hooker/workout wear like you're wearing real clothes? It appears that they do. They also fail to notice how many pairs of footless fishnets you seem to keep readily available in your wardrobe to match your leotard fetish.
I'm so proud of myself for figuring out how to upload an image from the web! If you want to see one picture after another of Madonna in leotards, check out Perez or just do a Google image search. It is clearly her number one choice of clothes, which is funny since I don't really consider leotards to be clothes!
Item #2: The Shortened TV season due to the Writer's Strike
So, most of the television shows that are coming back for the remainder of the current tv season will be producing less shows than usual because of the time off. I don't understand much about the way programs are made, or what the various workers' contracts say, but just because they had time off should not necessarily mean that the season should still end at its usual time. Why wouldn't they work into the summer to finish the season in its entirety?
I mean, if we have to cancel school for inclement weather or some other emergency situation, we have to make up those days. We are contractually and legally obligated to provide a specific number of school days to our students, and if a day is lost, it must be regained at a later date. In fact, a school in a neighboring town (Camp Hill) suffered a fire a few years ago. A few of the classrooms were burned and severely damaged (and some other things, too, but I can't remember the extent of the damage right now). So, the kids who went to that school at the time missed about a week of school while the damages were tended to. They then had to give up their spring break that year to make up those days. Isn't that adding insult to injury? Not only do those kids have to attend a school that experienced a fire, they then had to finish out the year in a potential fire trap, and they also had to sacrifice their spring break?
Now, I understand that the television industry is not nearly as vital an institution as the education system. And I realize that any day a child misses of school is an entire day of learning lost - any day anyone misses of television is probably a pretty good day. But, I still think that the television producers made an obligation to the public, and if that means working a few extra weeks in the summer, so be it. What else do they have going on? Their summer hiatus is certainly longer than ours.
Many of you that know me well are aware that I am on this rant because of Lost. Lost has stated that the remainder of their seasons on air will consist of 16 episodes, rather than the standard 22 episode season. Okay, I can deal with that. We sit on the edge of our seats from one week to the next, dying to know what the hell is going on with that show, but I can live with a few less weeks of suspense. But now, because of the writer's strike, this season will be cut even further to 13 episodes. Which means that some of the story lines that the writers were planning on will have to be abbreviated in one way or another. I feel cheated a little, don't you?
Item #3: My baby is turning into a B-O-Y
Jacks is rapidly becoming a wild and crazy, completely destructive boy. He hits, he screams, he throws things, he bangs things on things, you name it, he does it. I have tried pretty much everything people tell you to try to attempt to curb the behavior, but nothing seems to be working. I'm hoping that he will start to mind me soon, but the outlook seems pretty dim.
Yesterday afternoon, I was sitting and waiting to get my hair cut. In between listening to the riveting gossip being thrown around the salon, and adding my two cents when I couldn't resist, and perusing an old People magazine (did you know it takes about 7 minutes to read an entire People?), I noticed a warning sign posted to the sign of the front desk. It said something to the effect of, "Please do not let your children put their feet or play on the furniture." There was a time in my life that I would have seen that sign and felt that it was a totally reasonable request. But fast forward to the present, and I find that request absolutely HILARIOUS. Do not LET my child do something? Do I have any control over what he does or does not do? At this point, I unfortunately do not. He does what he wants, and I do my best to control it. Which mostly involves rolling my eyes at him when we're in public, and removing him from anywhere we are where he begins to lost control. He is my best evacuation plan ever. I'm not sure if this reflects negatively on me as a mother, but I swear I'm doing my best!!!
.Item #1 for this week: Madonna
Ok, so I've been seeing tons and tons of stuff about Madonna lately because she's been promoting her new album (by the way - has anyone really cared for a Madonna album since True Blue?). She seems to be in print everywhere. See Vanity Fair cover below....
I hardly see anyone making light of this issue, because Madonna seems to be viewed as some sort of pop goddess, untouchable to criticism. Especially since she started picking up babies to keep in Africa. If you adopt babies from Africa and talk like an uppity Brit (when you're actually from Detroit), do people turn a blind eye when you waltz through life in high class hooker/workout wear like you're wearing real clothes? It appears that they do. They also fail to notice how many pairs of footless fishnets you seem to keep readily available in your wardrobe to match your leotard fetish.
I'm so proud of myself for figuring out how to upload an image from the web! If you want to see one picture after another of Madonna in leotards, check out Perez or just do a Google image search. It is clearly her number one choice of clothes, which is funny since I don't really consider leotards to be clothes!
Item #2: The Shortened TV season due to the Writer's Strike
So, most of the television shows that are coming back for the remainder of the current tv season will be producing less shows than usual because of the time off. I don't understand much about the way programs are made, or what the various workers' contracts say, but just because they had time off should not necessarily mean that the season should still end at its usual time. Why wouldn't they work into the summer to finish the season in its entirety?
I mean, if we have to cancel school for inclement weather or some other emergency situation, we have to make up those days. We are contractually and legally obligated to provide a specific number of school days to our students, and if a day is lost, it must be regained at a later date. In fact, a school in a neighboring town (Camp Hill) suffered a fire a few years ago. A few of the classrooms were burned and severely damaged (and some other things, too, but I can't remember the extent of the damage right now). So, the kids who went to that school at the time missed about a week of school while the damages were tended to. They then had to give up their spring break that year to make up those days. Isn't that adding insult to injury? Not only do those kids have to attend a school that experienced a fire, they then had to finish out the year in a potential fire trap, and they also had to sacrifice their spring break?
Now, I understand that the television industry is not nearly as vital an institution as the education system. And I realize that any day a child misses of school is an entire day of learning lost - any day anyone misses of television is probably a pretty good day. But, I still think that the television producers made an obligation to the public, and if that means working a few extra weeks in the summer, so be it. What else do they have going on? Their summer hiatus is certainly longer than ours.
Many of you that know me well are aware that I am on this rant because of Lost. Lost has stated that the remainder of their seasons on air will consist of 16 episodes, rather than the standard 22 episode season. Okay, I can deal with that. We sit on the edge of our seats from one week to the next, dying to know what the hell is going on with that show, but I can live with a few less weeks of suspense. But now, because of the writer's strike, this season will be cut even further to 13 episodes. Which means that some of the story lines that the writers were planning on will have to be abbreviated in one way or another. I feel cheated a little, don't you?
Item #3: My baby is turning into a B-O-Y
Jacks is rapidly becoming a wild and crazy, completely destructive boy. He hits, he screams, he throws things, he bangs things on things, you name it, he does it. I have tried pretty much everything people tell you to try to attempt to curb the behavior, but nothing seems to be working. I'm hoping that he will start to mind me soon, but the outlook seems pretty dim.
Yesterday afternoon, I was sitting and waiting to get my hair cut. In between listening to the riveting gossip being thrown around the salon, and adding my two cents when I couldn't resist, and perusing an old People magazine (did you know it takes about 7 minutes to read an entire People?), I noticed a warning sign posted to the sign of the front desk. It said something to the effect of, "Please do not let your children put their feet or play on the furniture." There was a time in my life that I would have seen that sign and felt that it was a totally reasonable request. But fast forward to the present, and I find that request absolutely HILARIOUS. Do not LET my child do something? Do I have any control over what he does or does not do? At this point, I unfortunately do not. He does what he wants, and I do my best to control it. Which mostly involves rolling my eyes at him when we're in public, and removing him from anywhere we are where he begins to lost control. He is my best evacuation plan ever. I'm not sure if this reflects negatively on me as a mother, but I swear I'm doing my best!!!

Thursday, April 3, 2008
And so it begins....
Well, I won't say that my blogging friends made me, but I was certainly influenced to get this thing going by my dear friends at work. They all have their own adorable blogs, and I can see the value in having somewhere that our out of town friends and family can check in with to see what shenanigans we're up to from one day to the next. Hopefully, this can catch people up on our little familia without having to spend hours on the phone (I speak to some of my distant friends so seldom, unfortunately. But when I do speak with them, we talk for AGES. Perhaps this can minimize the old, sweaty phone ear!).
And for those of you who know me well, I promise to watch my mouth. Well, I'll try. Let's say I promise to keep it to anything allowable on network television (which, of course, eliminates my favorite words - oh well. I must remember that Joe and I are teachers!).
So, I guess I'll get things kicked off my taking a cue from Brooke. She made a list of 100 things you may or may not know about her. So, here goes. I might get a little too wordy and have to wimp out early, but we'll see.
1. I was born Katherine Lee Sitten. Joe was born Joseph Lee Dyer. Yes, we have the same middle name - Joe's name comes from his grandfather and father, mine is an old family name which also lent itself to the naming of this county. Jacks was born Jackson Chandler Dyer. He was originally going to be named Jackson Lee Dyer, but I felt like that sounded a little toooooo confederate. So, we used Chandler because we're such huge fans of Friends, and that Chandler Bing is such a delight. JUST KIDDING! Joe's late mother's maiden name was Chandler, and I think it is lovely.
2. Joe and I have been together for nearly 10 years, married for 7. We met when I was in college taking an art class for elementary majors. I had to observe an art teacher, and I was told to observe Joe Dyer at Opelika Middle School. I showed up a little late, and I couldn't remember the name of the teacher I was supposed to watch. But, when I finally reached my destination, Joe made my heart race, my cheeks blush, and my tongue twisted. He twinkled when he smiled at me. We went out on a date within the next few weeks, and we have been inseparable ever since.
3. Our 7th wedding anniversary was on Monday of last week, March 24th. We both forgot.
4. We always said that we wanted to be married for 5 years before starting a family, and that is exactly what we did.
5. We live in the house that my grandparents built in the mid 50s. It is small and frustrating, but my grandmother raised 3 children in this house. And since she was and is my role model and favorite person of all time, if she can do it then I can do it. Now if I can just get a fraction of the energy, talent, and motivation that she had well into her senior years.....
6. Our son Jacks is a genius. No really, he is. He is also fabulously good looking, wonderfully witty, a hit at all parties, and the epitome of gentlemanly charm. I'm not making these things up - he is the whole package. Not that I'm biased or anything.
7. My favorite movie of all time is Rushmore. Joe's favorite movie is The Godfather Part II. However, we are both huge movie buffs, so be expecting a post about our favorite films. The lists are long and wide.
8. I can't really talk about movies without mentioning Christmas movies. I adore a good holiday movie. My favorite is A Christmas Story, although Elf is rapidly becoming a family classic. Joe's favorite Christmas movie is Die Hard. Yes, I know....
9. I love foods of all kinds, but my favorite food is turkey and dressing. I have a short list of foods that I will not eat. Those foods are raisins (and most dried fruits, really. I'm against them), cherries, artichokes, and pickles. I think there is one more things on that list, but I can't remember what it is right now.
10. I teach 6th grade at Drake Middle School, and Joe teaches high school art at AHS. I started my career as a 6th grade teacher, then had a mid-twenties crisis which involved a lot of grad school, a GTA job teaching undergrads, some time off, a retail job, only to get right back to where I started as a 6th grade teacher. I guess I always knew what I was supposed to be doing, but I had to take a little journey to get there. Joe started his career as a banker in Birmingham, and his mid-twenties crisis led him to a second degree in art education (his first is a liberal arts degree in fine art) which brought him back to the Plains to teach.
11. I was born and raised in Pensacola, FL. I graduated from high school in 1994 when I was 17, and I have not lived in Pensacola since. Life took me to Fairhope during the summers to work at my beloved Camp Beckwith, then to Montgomery to college at Huntingdon, and finally to Auburn to finish my college experience.
12. Joe was born in Gadsden, AL. Before he graduated from Shades Valley High in Birmingham in 1987, he lived in Huntsville, AL; Miami, FL; Cocoa Beach, FL; and Hermosa Beach, CA. He started college at Samford, but quickly transferred to Auburn when his college basketball career at Samford ended with 2 broken arms.
13. When Joe lived in California, he was a huge surfer and skateboarder. He was a little young to be one of the original Z-boys, but he was part of the movement going on at that time. He was an extra in the movie Hardbodies. Very cool.
14. I have one sister and one brother. My sister, Carrie, is the manager of her husband John's design company in Gainesville, FL, and they are parents to my fabulous nieces, Laura (8!!) and Jean Louise (5). Both girls are extremely creative and brilliant. My brother, Bob, is a copy editor for the best newspaper in Florida, the St. Pete Times. He is father to my other fabulous niece, Emily (7). Emily is an actual genius who has been reading flawlessly for many years, now.
15. My parents still live in the shit storm that is Pensacola (oops, already broke my promise!). I still have lots of love for my hometown, but I could never, ever live in the eye of that hurricane ever again. I am fascinated by my childhood friends who love it so much that they refuse to leave. I can't understand it! I wish Mom and Dad would move up here.
16. Joe and I are both registered Democrats, but since we live in Alabama, we are somewhat closeted about it. Nearly everyone we know, even the teachers, are Republicans. To each his own, I guess, but it still amazes me to no end. I was a Hillary fan, but I've shifted to Obama (since my fave John Edwards is out). I guess I could live with McCain as our next president. I can appreciate the great things he's done in his life. I'm just grateful that Hucka-crazy is out. It made me a little sick to my stomach that he got as far as he did.
17. Joe and I are taking a 7 year itch trip to Negril, Jamaica in July. And we. can. not. wait!!!!
18. My mother was born and raised in Auburn, and I have a ton of family checkered around the county. It is pretty easy to find someone around these parts who is related to me, even if it is distant. Mom's side of the family has been here since before Auburn was Auburn. Although I have a lot of family here, we are not all that close. My cousin Lee and I are trying to change that.
19. Since my family is so Auburn oriented, I am a natural Auburn fan by default, even though I don't really care for football. In fact, I don't care for any sports at all. I am a non-athletic. These things do not move me at all. My versions of sports include shoe shopping, yoga in my living room, football tailgating with lots of beer and snacks (only to return home before the game and avoid watching it on TV), and the Westminster Dog Show.
20. Joe is a huge sports fan, and he has a preternatural understanding of all the rules of all the games. When a flag is thrown in a football game (that happens, right?), our friends will turn to Joe to see what it was for. He could be a referee or an umpire or a line judge, or whatever those stripey shirted guys are.
Ok - it looks like we're going to have to stop at 20. Were you really going to stick around for 100 facts about the Dyer Family? I mean, I know you love us, but come on!!! I talk too much to keep this going on and on and on. Maybe I'll continue the count in another post sometime.
And to all my fellow bloggers out there, tell me how to work this thing!!! Love to all - K
And for those of you who know me well, I promise to watch my mouth. Well, I'll try. Let's say I promise to keep it to anything allowable on network television (which, of course, eliminates my favorite words - oh well. I must remember that Joe and I are teachers!).
So, I guess I'll get things kicked off my taking a cue from Brooke. She made a list of 100 things you may or may not know about her. So, here goes. I might get a little too wordy and have to wimp out early, but we'll see.
1. I was born Katherine Lee Sitten. Joe was born Joseph Lee Dyer. Yes, we have the same middle name - Joe's name comes from his grandfather and father, mine is an old family name which also lent itself to the naming of this county. Jacks was born Jackson Chandler Dyer. He was originally going to be named Jackson Lee Dyer, but I felt like that sounded a little toooooo confederate. So, we used Chandler because we're such huge fans of Friends, and that Chandler Bing is such a delight. JUST KIDDING! Joe's late mother's maiden name was Chandler, and I think it is lovely.
2. Joe and I have been together for nearly 10 years, married for 7. We met when I was in college taking an art class for elementary majors. I had to observe an art teacher, and I was told to observe Joe Dyer at Opelika Middle School. I showed up a little late, and I couldn't remember the name of the teacher I was supposed to watch. But, when I finally reached my destination, Joe made my heart race, my cheeks blush, and my tongue twisted. He twinkled when he smiled at me. We went out on a date within the next few weeks, and we have been inseparable ever since.
3. Our 7th wedding anniversary was on Monday of last week, March 24th. We both forgot.
4. We always said that we wanted to be married for 5 years before starting a family, and that is exactly what we did.
5. We live in the house that my grandparents built in the mid 50s. It is small and frustrating, but my grandmother raised 3 children in this house. And since she was and is my role model and favorite person of all time, if she can do it then I can do it. Now if I can just get a fraction of the energy, talent, and motivation that she had well into her senior years.....
6. Our son Jacks is a genius. No really, he is. He is also fabulously good looking, wonderfully witty, a hit at all parties, and the epitome of gentlemanly charm. I'm not making these things up - he is the whole package. Not that I'm biased or anything.
7. My favorite movie of all time is Rushmore. Joe's favorite movie is The Godfather Part II. However, we are both huge movie buffs, so be expecting a post about our favorite films. The lists are long and wide.
8. I can't really talk about movies without mentioning Christmas movies. I adore a good holiday movie. My favorite is A Christmas Story, although Elf is rapidly becoming a family classic. Joe's favorite Christmas movie is Die Hard. Yes, I know....
9. I love foods of all kinds, but my favorite food is turkey and dressing. I have a short list of foods that I will not eat. Those foods are raisins (and most dried fruits, really. I'm against them), cherries, artichokes, and pickles. I think there is one more things on that list, but I can't remember what it is right now.
10. I teach 6th grade at Drake Middle School, and Joe teaches high school art at AHS. I started my career as a 6th grade teacher, then had a mid-twenties crisis which involved a lot of grad school, a GTA job teaching undergrads, some time off, a retail job, only to get right back to where I started as a 6th grade teacher. I guess I always knew what I was supposed to be doing, but I had to take a little journey to get there. Joe started his career as a banker in Birmingham, and his mid-twenties crisis led him to a second degree in art education (his first is a liberal arts degree in fine art) which brought him back to the Plains to teach.
11. I was born and raised in Pensacola, FL. I graduated from high school in 1994 when I was 17, and I have not lived in Pensacola since. Life took me to Fairhope during the summers to work at my beloved Camp Beckwith, then to Montgomery to college at Huntingdon, and finally to Auburn to finish my college experience.
12. Joe was born in Gadsden, AL. Before he graduated from Shades Valley High in Birmingham in 1987, he lived in Huntsville, AL; Miami, FL; Cocoa Beach, FL; and Hermosa Beach, CA. He started college at Samford, but quickly transferred to Auburn when his college basketball career at Samford ended with 2 broken arms.
13. When Joe lived in California, he was a huge surfer and skateboarder. He was a little young to be one of the original Z-boys, but he was part of the movement going on at that time. He was an extra in the movie Hardbodies. Very cool.
14. I have one sister and one brother. My sister, Carrie, is the manager of her husband John's design company in Gainesville, FL, and they are parents to my fabulous nieces, Laura (8!!) and Jean Louise (5). Both girls are extremely creative and brilliant. My brother, Bob, is a copy editor for the best newspaper in Florida, the St. Pete Times. He is father to my other fabulous niece, Emily (7). Emily is an actual genius who has been reading flawlessly for many years, now.
15. My parents still live in the shit storm that is Pensacola (oops, already broke my promise!). I still have lots of love for my hometown, but I could never, ever live in the eye of that hurricane ever again. I am fascinated by my childhood friends who love it so much that they refuse to leave. I can't understand it! I wish Mom and Dad would move up here.
16. Joe and I are both registered Democrats, but since we live in Alabama, we are somewhat closeted about it. Nearly everyone we know, even the teachers, are Republicans. To each his own, I guess, but it still amazes me to no end. I was a Hillary fan, but I've shifted to Obama (since my fave John Edwards is out). I guess I could live with McCain as our next president. I can appreciate the great things he's done in his life. I'm just grateful that Hucka-crazy is out. It made me a little sick to my stomach that he got as far as he did.
17. Joe and I are taking a 7 year itch trip to Negril, Jamaica in July. And we. can. not. wait!!!!
18. My mother was born and raised in Auburn, and I have a ton of family checkered around the county. It is pretty easy to find someone around these parts who is related to me, even if it is distant. Mom's side of the family has been here since before Auburn was Auburn. Although I have a lot of family here, we are not all that close. My cousin Lee and I are trying to change that.
19. Since my family is so Auburn oriented, I am a natural Auburn fan by default, even though I don't really care for football. In fact, I don't care for any sports at all. I am a non-athletic. These things do not move me at all. My versions of sports include shoe shopping, yoga in my living room, football tailgating with lots of beer and snacks (only to return home before the game and avoid watching it on TV), and the Westminster Dog Show.
20. Joe is a huge sports fan, and he has a preternatural understanding of all the rules of all the games. When a flag is thrown in a football game (that happens, right?), our friends will turn to Joe to see what it was for. He could be a referee or an umpire or a line judge, or whatever those stripey shirted guys are.
Ok - it looks like we're going to have to stop at 20. Were you really going to stick around for 100 facts about the Dyer Family? I mean, I know you love us, but come on!!! I talk too much to keep this going on and on and on. Maybe I'll continue the count in another post sometime.
And to all my fellow bloggers out there, tell me how to work this thing!!! Love to all - K
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