I am currently sitting in the waiting room of the Lab Diagnostics center at the Opelika Medical Arts Center waiting to have my blood taken again. I failed my initial glucose screening, so I have had to return to take a three hour glucose test which is much worse than the first one. I had to fast starting after dinner last night - which basically means I haven't had my first OR second breakfasts, and I'm about to gnaw my own arm off. Luckily, they allowed me to take my anti-nausea meds, and I don't think I'm in danger of getting sick. Some people get sick after drinking the glucose beverage they give you, and if you do then the entire test is null and void - come back another day. So far, knock on wood, it looks like I'm going to make it through this first time. And hopefully, I'm here for nothing and my test will come back normal.
In addition to having wi-fi in here, which is helping me survivie the wait, the television is on Fox news. I don't know why they would pick something as specific as Fox news for a public waiting room, but based on the age range of the people around me, that might be why (lots of older folks who love the conservative right - sorry Mom and Dad, but you know you like Fox news, too.). Right now, they are having a heated debate about the new Britney Spears song called If You Seek Amy. It basically means something terribly dirty that some of us had to figure out for ourselves, and if you can't - just say it really slowly or really quickly. It spells something dirty. The people in this waiting room are gaping at the television with their mouths hanging wide open. And it's up for debate as to what is shocking them - is it the content of the song? Can they even understand what the commentators are trying to say about it? Or is it just the general appearance of Britney Spears on the tv screen, wearing a ridiculous outfit with a top hat and humping everything in sight? Or are they shocked at how horrible her music is, because they are intermittently playing her songs as they go through this argument? Either way, I think Brit-Brit exposure is severely detrimental to our senior community. They just cannot fathom it. The blood pressure in this room is rising, and the medical personnel needs to be aware of that. Personally, I am thoroughly enjoying this entire show. Ugh - they've moved on to the peanut butter scare. Yawn......
In addition to having wi-fi in here, which is helping me survivie the wait, the television is on Fox news. I don't know why they would pick something as specific as Fox news for a public waiting room, but based on the age range of the people around me, that might be why (lots of older folks who love the conservative right - sorry Mom and Dad, but you know you like Fox news, too.). Right now, they are having a heated debate about the new Britney Spears song called If You Seek Amy. It basically means something terribly dirty that some of us had to figure out for ourselves, and if you can't - just say it really slowly or really quickly. It spells something dirty. The people in this waiting room are gaping at the television with their mouths hanging wide open. And it's up for debate as to what is shocking them - is it the content of the song? Can they even understand what the commentators are trying to say about it? Or is it just the general appearance of Britney Spears on the tv screen, wearing a ridiculous outfit with a top hat and humping everything in sight? Or are they shocked at how horrible her music is, because they are intermittently playing her songs as they go through this argument? Either way, I think Brit-Brit exposure is severely detrimental to our senior community. They just cannot fathom it. The blood pressure in this room is rising, and the medical personnel needs to be aware of that. Personally, I am thoroughly enjoying this entire show. Ugh - they've moved on to the peanut butter scare. Yawn......